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Big D*ck. Good Credit.

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Gomie is my Homie. Had a great time working with Steven Michael Quezada @zaniesrosemont this weekend. #breakingbad
What can you say about a low rider who lived the life of a giant? Wilbur was not only the most famous dog I knew but he knew how to handle it. He had that “it factor”. I mean none of you can say you’ve been on Instagrams instagram p
That time I married the Vampire Queen of Chicago. Happy Halloween!
Thrilled to announce that I will be returning to Cirque du Soleil’s amazing show Mad Apple for a six week residency beginning January 2nd in Las Vegas. Hope to see you at this incredible show! #vegas #cirquedusoleil #madapple
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Had such a fun weekend working with my buddy @malonecomedy @cgs_comedyclub